Where our experience helps most
Practically, a hoarder house in Amityville needs three things handled: the contents, the structure underneath them, and the family. We deal with the first two entirely and try hard not to make the third harder.
Take whatever matters to somebody. Leave everything else. We will assess what is under it, put a written number in your hands, and let you decide in your own time. There is no follow up campaign, and nobody from here will call the owner of the hoarder house directly.
Do not clear it before we come
The cleanout is ours. Not a credit at closing, not a deduction from the number, not a condition of the sale. Ours.
What we ask is that anything of personal value comes out first, because after closing the hoarder house is ours and the contents go. If there is a specific item somebody wants, tell us before we start and we will look for it. On a full hoarder house that is a real search, and we do it.
Why local knowledge changes the number
A five-bedroom on Sunshine Lane. A house on Washington Avenue. Both in Amityville, bought and paid for by us.
Amityville is roughly 9,500 people in Suffolk County, ZIP 11701, and the housing stock is mostly colonial, victorian, cape cod. Around Broadway and the Triangle, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. The Amityville stop pulls buyers who commute, which supports the good houses and does very little for the ones that need a roof. We have been buying across Suffolk County for 15+ years. We know what the Amityville Union Free School District does to a resale price, which blocks still have oil tanks in the ground, and what a house like yours is actually worth here.
What we assess in a hoarder house, past the contents
The structure underneath, not the contents. Whether floors and joists have held under the weight, whether water has been getting in behind the accumulation, the condition of the heating and electrical, and whether the hoarder house needs pest or sanitation work.
The volume of belongings is a predictable cost to us. The condition of the building is what actually moves the number, and we can usually read a hoarder house well enough from one walk-through without moving anything.
Handling it discreetly
No sign on the lawn, no listing photographs, no strangers walking through on a Sunday in Amityville. One visit, and the cleanout happens after closing when the hoarder house is ours.
For most families that privacy is the larger part of what they want, and it is the part a listing cannot give them. Selling a hoarder house quietly is simply the normal way we do this, not a favor anybody has to ask for.
What you do not pay when you sell a hoarder house
Every line below is a cost of listing a hoarder house the retail way that simply does not arise here.
- Agent commission
- $30,563 at 5% of the Amityville median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $12,225 on a $611,250 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- Everything a buyer would flag, paid for before you list none
- Cleanout and removal
- Per truckload, before anyone views it none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities for the 80 to 95 days of finding a buyer and waiting on their mortgage none
When the timing is not yours to decide
Then they are not ready, and pushing makes it worse. A hoarder house almost always involves somebody who is not ready to let go of it, and no amount of pressure from a buyer improves that.
We will give the family a number so it exists when the time comes. We do not call back repeatedly, and you should be wary of any buyer who does, because hoarder house leads get resold and recycled around this industry.
What the two paths cost in Amityville
These are the two routes open to you with a hoarder house, priced against what Amityville houses actually sell for.
Work it against Amityville's own numbers. The median sale here is $611,250. A 5% commission on that is $30,563, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $12,225. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $42,788 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Amityville the median house takes about 35 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 80 to 95 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $611,250 (Amityville median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$30,563 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$12,225 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 35 days (Amityville median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 80 to 95 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $568,463 | The number we put in writing |
The agent column uses a 5% commission and about 2% of seller closing costs, which are typical rather than fixed. It leaves out repairs and holding costs because no two houses are alike there. Where a house is in good condition, listing with a capable agent can beat our number, and we will be upfront if that is the case.
The cost of clearing it yourself
The reason families stall on a hoarder house for years is usually not denial. It is that the first step is expensive, physically hard, and emotionally worse, and nobody wants to be the one who throws away a parent's belongings.
Selling to us removes that step completely. We do the clearing, after closing, when the hoarder house belongs to us and the family does not have to watch it happen.
Common questions
Is it safe for you to go into a hoarder house?
We will judge that when we arrive, and if it is not, we work from the outside and from whatever you can show us. We are not going to ask anyone to clear a path through a hoarder house for our benefit.
Will you throw away things that matter to the family?
Take anything you want before closing. After that the hoarder house is ours, so if there is something specific, tell us and we will look for it while we clear.
Does the hoarder house need a cleanout before closing?
No. We buy with the contents in place and clear it ourselves afterward, at our cost. Nothing has to leave the hoarder house before the closing except what the family wants to keep.
Will anyone in Amityville know the house sold this way?
No. A hoarder house sale to us involves no marketing at all, which is precisely why families in Amityville choose it over listing with an agent.
The owner is still living in the Amityville house. Can you still make an offer?
Yes. An occupied hoarder house is common and it does not change how we buy. The timeline is the thing that usually needs care, and we can be patient with it.